Tuesday, September 13, 2016

The Return of The Guy Who Does Movies

Three Minute Movies
Proudly Presents
“Kubo and The Two Strings”
Review By The Local Critic
   If you must read do it now. The. Local. Critic baby, ladies and gentleman welcome to the most persistent newspaper
column since the comics "Three Minute Movies" starring me The Local Critic from that show that no one knows and today we are doing Kubo and the two strings. This movie is awesome with lots of action with some small mistakes but here’s the review. :)
  
  This movie was thrilling with intense action scenes with lots of fun for me and other middle-schoolers and this was well animated with stop-motion movie makers Laika who have made movies such as Coraline and ParaNorman have done it again with this flick but I have found mistakes that made me go huh? Such as whole third act was confusing, with it going from high up good to tripping on the third act. But, this was a strong enough movie to pick that up in my opinion and I think that is why it got a 7/10 on IMDb. This was pretty good but it had to improve in my opinion. In conclusion, I think Kubo and the two strings was pretty good and I give it a 8/10. Finally, I say that this is the end of “The Guy Who Does Movies” and I say thank you

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Game Mysteries, by Jasmine Rehmert

GAME MYSTERIES


So many games are seemingly just games, but do they have more backstory…?
The first video game we will review is FNAF……. FNAF has a L-O-T of backstory, but it’s mixed up. I have the game myself and decided to screenshot a few things and research a few things.


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…




What do you think? Interesting, huh?


We decided to google up a few things….
none of these sites may be accurate, but they have some interesting info. We took a few screenshots, but also have a LOT more info too.


     PHONE GUY-WHO HE IS
In FNAF you are posted as the nighttime security guard and Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaria.
In the first and second games the phone guy greets you and either gives you some tips or further mysteries of this game.
A quote from 2or3 night FNAF 2: “hello?...uh, Hello? See, I told you you first night wouldn’t be a problem!(short SHORT pause) You’re a natural!”


He then talks about a few new things that add some more difficulty to the game. He mentions foxy as his “favorite,” and states that Mangle was originally a remake of foxy, but later turned into a take apart and rebuild attraction.
In the first game the last night added a bit of surprise. Apparently, there is banging on the door and he supposedly dies. I have personally only played FNAF 2, so this may be innacurate.


THE ANIMATRONICS THEMSELVES


FNaF 1: Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and the elusive GOLDEN FrEDDy
FNaF 2: Toy freddy, Toy bonnie, Toy chica, Old chica, Old bonnie, Old freddy, Old foxy, Mangle, balloon boy, “balloon girl,” And the puppet.
FNaF 3: Springtrap, phantom freddy, phantom chica, phantom bb, phantom foxy, phantom mangle, phantom puppet.
FNaF 4: Nightmare characters, Jack-o-chica, Jack-o-bonnie.


They all (except BB) attack you if you do not block them or prevent them.
FNaF 2 ways to block anamatronics: For most ones you have to put on the freddy mask located (on mobile) on your left side, on the bottom screen. For most they would have to be in your room to block them, but some you have to put on the mask BEFORE they enter your room. BEFORE, ok?
There are a few that you have to PREVENT from entering your room, like Foxy and BB. For BB you just have to put the mask on if he is in your vent. He will only appear in your left vent. Wait a few seconds then check in the vent. If he does enter your room, well, to put it simply, you’re SCREWED. He will attract anamatronics with his laughs, and take away your batteries. soon you’ll realize why that is so bad.


I screenshotted and saved this picture. I had already run out of battery, but this is how it looks like.


Foxy can not be blocked with the freddy mask. He will only leave if you turn on your light on him a few times. Get it now?
Foxy and the other old ones are located in P&S, AKA parts and services.


FNaF 1 characters and paths:  In FNaF 2, Foxy, chica, bonnie, and freddy, and rarely GOLDEN Gold GOLD GOOOOOOOLD Freddy comes along.
You are stuck in a small room with doors on both ends and limited power. the only way to prevent ANY OF THEM is to shut the doors. But shutting the doors rises the USAGE and lowers the POWER, so you cant close ‘em for long.
FNaF 3, Springtrap and his GANG of shadows: although springtrap is the only one you have to watch out for, its good to know that ALL of the others are there, too. To prevent ST (SpringTrap) from coming to close to you, there is a PlAy AUdiO button, where balloon boy’s (hopefully) familiar laugh comes echoing through the chosen room. Springtrap will go there, so make sure to place it FAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.




Read next article for more!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-j. M. Rehmert


Comics and Manga Reviews and Suggestions #2, posted by Jasmine Rehmart

Comics and manga:
Reviews and suggestions

Welcome to my next review!!!

This time i will be reviewing a (Not so special drumroll please) Comic.
Its is called BETTY AND VERONICA, a series of the ARCHIE COMICS.
Once again, this is a mildly adult comic, so please ask your parents before getting it. I do suggest it to girls in general, and it can be found in stores like sack-&-save, Foodland, and ect.
They cost around $6-9 dollars each, so make sure to break open your piggy bank!!!


The starring people in this series are………...Betty, veronica, archie, and jughead.
Betty and veronica are friends but both like Archie. Jughead is left in the dust...Poor Juggy XD


In this article, there will be a little “survey,” where you will see which one you are….. don’t be disapointed if you  get jughead….You probably like to eat. ^.^

Question 1:
Do you….. take advantage on money and LOVE SHOPPING?
  1. OH YEEEEEAH!
  2. Eh…. not really.
  3. No way, shopping is boring and is for GURLS

Question 2:
Do you….. Eat A LOT but never really get fat?
  1. Yeah…. THAT IS TOTALLY MEH!!!
  2. Eh… i get fat…. ugh…. thats embarrasing to say XD.
  3. Nah….. i dont eat that much…
  4. OMG i BARELY eat so yeah...NO.

Question 3:

Are you…...A tomboy or a Girly girl (optional if you are a boi)
  1. oooh OMG I’m SUCH the girly girl, like, OMG.
  2. Eh, -climbs down from tree- I’m more a tomboy.
  3. Can’t a girl just be a gurrrrl?

LAST QUESTION:
Well, bye…… I’m all out of ideas…..
  1. Ok… BAAAI -runs out and goes shopping-
  2. K.
  3. Alrighty bye -runs out munching on a carrot stick-
  4. KK, BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo….. now for the results….


If you got….
Then you are...
Comments ( 10 words or less)
Mostly 1
You are Veronica, the girliest girl ever and LOVE to shop.
WTF im a boy and this is just wierd now :p



Mostly 2
You are Betty, the blondhaired Tomboy
But i’m a boy! Actually, im a girl but i LUV to shop :P




Mostly 3
You are Jughead, although you should have to answer one for question 2
…. woah. Ok. Um…… Yeah.. ok…… well….



Mostly 4 or mostly tied
You’re Archie. Thats itttt.
NUUUUUU I DONT WANT TO BE ARCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE







Well thats it for now… JASMINE SIGNING OUUUUUUUT!

Jasmine M rehmert Lol XD this is very funny….. ok bye you didnt read this…


I give no right to copyright. Get it? copyRIGHT? ok fine…. do not use this article in other articles, for entertainment such as “a wise man once said…..Ect..” and..XD ect...Make sure to read the small script and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Guy Who Does Movies Strikes Back!, posted by The Local Critic

Three Minute Movies
Proudly Presents
“Pete’s Dragon”
Review by The Local Critic
I’m Back! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second three minute movies starring me the local critic from that show that no one knows and now we start the review. Pete’s Dragon, a good movie with 7.3 out of 10 rating on IMDb which is pretty good. This is about an orphan named Pete who after a car crash befriends a dragon which he names Elliott. after going six years, Pete becomes one with nature and is like pre-Tarzan if he was raised by a giant lizard. Then, one day they see a construction site near the forest site they live at.   


    Then after being spotted by a girl named Natalie and they go through a magical adventure, by finding out how he survived, finding the dragon, and most intense the antagonist getting covered in snot. But when Elliot gets caught this leads to the most intense part of the movie. Being Mad Ma… what? We can’t say that? Okay after a “chase scene” Elliot flies off the truck that the kids and the grandfather who saw him before I guess, but after Elliott goes all gorilla on the antagonist and his crew the parents of Natalie who also were there, die.

  But seriously the antagonist saves the parents but is too late. But Elliott Being a dragon saves the parents and they live happily ever after. So that was Pete’s Dragon not as good as Three Wise Cousins but good enough to get my rating of 8/10 and I think that it was really good but it had some boring parts of the movie. So this was a brief but review of the movie Pete’s Dragon. Finally, without a further adieu I say this is the end of the review and I say thank you.

Music Reviews

Music Reviews and Descriptions

Welcome back music lovers. Today I will be reviewing (Drumroll Please) Can’t Stop the Feeling by the famous Justin Timberlake!!

This song got over 300,00 downloads in the first week it came out! It is still not as popular as the older song Hello by Adele. This song was written for the new Disney movie called The Trolls. Right now this song has over 1,ooo,ooo downloads. That’s a lot of zeros. Anyway this song was named 4th Most Popular Party Song in the USA, it also received nominations from the 2016 Teen Choice Awards as  Choice Summer Song, Choice Party Song and Choice Song from a Movie or TV Show. Finally, this song was nominated for Song of Summer for the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards.

You can easily find this song (For free) on Spotify, iHeart Radio, Youtube and Pandora. For purchase you can go to iTunes or Google Music.

Thank you for reading this column! I hope you all enjoyed it!!
In my next article I will be reviewing the song Ride by Twenty One Pilots.

Copyright by: WHATSUPWAIAKEA. Please do not re-use this column unless you have premission by Misty Cruden. Thanks!!

Pictures for Volleyball Intremerals, pictures taken by Kaylee Nagata

Megan demonstrates how to serve under hand.
Kaylee Cuyo kneels because she is happy that the volleyball intramurals are around the corner!
Jacob Chong is so focused to do a good set!
Misty Cruden is ready to play volleyball at the intremerals!